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“I hereby apply to join “The Most Recent Order Of Good Bastards. I agree to uphold the name of Good Bastards, have as much fun as possible and help other Good Bastards when in need.

I further undertake to put more humour into my life and not be a pain in the arse to other Good Bastards.”

Welcome to the club your having when you’re not having a club.

You see there is bugger all rules, no meetings you must attend or people you must introduce or you must do anything other than abide by our prime governing criteria which is:
YOU MUST HAVE FUN

If you like the Good Bastards concept it is highly likely you will want to be part of the ongoing fun and that is what this group is all about.

We call ourselves the “Most Recent Order” as opposed to those who wave the flag under most ancient order. We are a modern organisation; you see the ancient varieties of things regardless of what they are seldom seem to have any fun. That sure isn’t us.

There are many benefits and there will be more as time unfolds.

You will be receive:

“The Mates Rates Cards”
This is a card where other Good Bastards offer discounts and benefits to members. If you want to also list your business as a Good Bastard Provider, CLICK HERE.

“The Good Bastards Weekly News”
Each week the news is emailed to you keeping you in touch with all that is happening within the wonderful world of Good Bastards.

“Your Good Bastard Certificate”
This is a great talking point, an ideal thing for the wall of the bar, den, workshop, work place or any where Good Bastards may gather.

“The Good Bastards Yearly review”
Each year we will be publishing an annual review that will be full of gags, good bastards stories and all sorts of other Good Bastard stuff. As we will not be publishing this until late this year, we are not exactly sure what it will contain, except we intend it to good and of course a lot of fun and humour.

“Discounts of 30% on Good Bastard books.”
Good Bastards, the larrikins guide to success. will be available at the discount as will future books soon to be published.

“Discounts on other Good Bastards products
As we grow it is intended that there will be ongoing products coming on stream such as clothing, tapes and memorabilia.

“Good Bastards Events”
We have a number of Good Bastard events planned for the future, The Good Bastards Day,(one in New Zealand and one in Australia with other countries to follow) the Good Bastards Golf Classic, the Good Bastards World Heavyweight Boxing Championship, the Good Bastards Rugby tournament, plus others. You will be given maximum advance notice of these events to allow you to get organised so you can participate or attend if you wish.

“Good Bastards Dinners”
From time to time in various places we will be hosting Good Bastards Dinners. These will have a Good Bastard guest speaker, a personality, sports person, comedian that sort of thing

“Preferential Treatment”
In regard to Good Bastard events, where possible preferential treatment will be given to members.

Events for Good Bastards are planned to commence in the USA England Ireland Australia and New Zealand.

Events are planned this year in Australia and New Zealand.

PUT YOUR HAND UP

We need Good Bastards to assist in running Good Bastard events in New Zealand Australia USA England Ireland and other countries as enquiry and demand supports it.